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Alex waterfield's avatar

Next time come home with eleven Madison park samples instead of prolon samples please

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MM's avatar

I could read you write about onion butter any day. Ily my genius friend!

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Jeremy Gerard's avatar

At first I thought, Wait — what happened next? But — as with A Doll’s House, The Graduate, and the Trump Administration, what happens next is best left to the imagination. Having set the scene with such warmth, humor, and attention to detail, you leave it to us to divine what hell or hilarity follows. Brava! (I am grateful, however, that you were not present with your parents for a certain memorable meal at Mondo X…)

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